davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

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masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

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its-tuesday-again:

that’s my kind of price

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flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

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babeobaggins:

LMAOOO TYRA IS ME

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guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

image

399072 13 hours ago via / source

bootydestroyer:

skylorde:

joshpeck:

kekoas-waves:

listen, Nickelodeon. If you wanna get your ratings back to an all time high, just make a series about Drake & Josh in college. Do it. Just fucking do it.

just fucking do it.

Drake said he wanted to film a new Drake and Josh movie but he would need more public support if that was to happen

well heres his public fuckin support

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edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

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ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

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psfump:

the next fob era is looking promising though: petes hair is white, joes is purple and they’ve already angered loads of racist christians

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fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

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