sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

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harleyquinn394:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

this is who i strive to be in life

For psychotic villains they’re pretty decent role models

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hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

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maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

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unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

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8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

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heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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sarahseeandersen:

Some of my personal struggles with both loving and hating makeup at the same time.

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

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zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

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dulect:

remember this annoying thing?

image

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lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

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assholuke:

5 Seconds of Summer Perform 'Amnesia' at the MTV VMAs
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bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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